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That’s Awhore.

26 Jan

Oh I”m not saying I hate Valentine”s Day. Nor am I advocating for dead hookers. Or dead folks left behind dumpsters. Or for using dead folks(the PC way to say hookers) as presents, let alone for Valentine”s Day.

I am saying however, spice up that grade 4 perforated Spiderman Valentine”s card you were going to secretly leave on your coworker”s desk. Nothing says “I”m thinking about you” like

creepily leaving an anonymous card on someone”s desk.

(You thought I was going to

say leave them a dead hooker didn”t you? Fuckin” weirdo)

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